Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Laicikang

Customer: Air longan ada?

Waiter: Longan takde. Laici ada.

Customer: Okay, laicikang satu...

Waiter: ...


laicikang

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Jual Topup

kedai topup, jual topup


Member: Nampak tak kedai Celcom tu (sambil tuding jari). Tu la kedai tempat aku ambil upah jual topup. Zaman dulu mana ada jual handphone.

Aku: Kalau time tu takde jual handphone, untuk apa hang jual topup.

Member: Silap2. Maksud aku, topup takde yang jual online masa tu.


p/s: pantang salah cakap sket, memang kena terus. itu baru member sejati. hahaha...


Saturday, January 9, 2016

Roti Apa Ada?

roti nan


Satu hari di Restoran Kapitan.


Customer: Roti telur satu.

Waiter: Roti telur takde.

Customer: Bagi saya tosei la kalau macam tu.

Waiter: Tosei pun takde. Roti2 semua takde ini hari.

Customer: Roti nan ada?

Waiter: Roti nan kalu, ada.

Customer: Abes, roti nan bukan roti ka?

Waiter: ... (speechless)


p/s: muka customer tengok waiter speechless, priceless.

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