Fortune Teller Genius

Aku actually tengah surfing internet, bukak facebook aku. Sebab time lunch hour kan, so aku lepak2 dalam ofis. Al-maklum la, takde orang time2 rehat ni. Aku pun baru lepas makan. Tengah2 maen facebook ni, terserempak ngan satu facebook nyer application ni, nama nyer "Fortune Teller Genius". Aku pun bukak la kan. Macam menarik je sebab soalan dia kita leh taip sendiri jek. So aku yang tengah2 bosan ni, plan la nak wat interview olok2. Konon nak interview la ngan fortune teller ni. Jawapan nyer, computer-generated, berdasarkan soalan yang kita taip. Tapi jawapan dia merepek2 gak la. Hehehe...


Interview:


Question:
okay, first let me introduce myself. My name is Ahmad Aswad. I'm from Malaysia and I intend to interview you. Is it ok with you?

Answer:
Don't talk about it!



Question:
and why is that? do you want to hide something from the public?

Answer:
Yes, but only on day 13th of each month



Question:
owhh... you got to be kidding... why 13th of each month? special ritual or something?

Answer:
No



Question:
so, why is 13th every month?

Answer:
Of course not!



Question:
look, i'm not really getting your point here.

Answer:
No, first you must study



Question:
study? study what? on how to become a fortune teller like you?

Answer:
It may be, but think a lot about it



Question:
but you see, i'm not really into this kind of stuff, such as fortune telling. i think it does not match my personality.

Answer:
Yes



Question:
then, tell me why i should study about this kind of thing?

Answer:
Of course yes!!



Question:
okay, you somewhat rather annoy me. i\'m asking, what is the objective for me to study fortune telling?

Answer:
Of course!



Question:
damn you. do you making fun of me?

Answer:
Honestly, I didn't understand the question



Question:
huh, now you say that you did not understand my question. but i already ask the same question a couple of time now.

Answer:
Of course not!



Question:
you want me to punch you?

Answer:
Of course



Hahahaa... Korang tengok la. Kita tanya dia bole tak kita nak tumbuk dia, ngan konfiden nyer dia jawab "of course". Klakar giler. Kalo korang rasa berminat nak melawat application ni, korang search je la.